+1000 years of suffering

[awitchdidit]

Hello Syn! I'm Nerdo, brand new to the game (even if I've been stalking a bit) and I come bearing the face that launched a thousand memes, Beatrice the Golden of Umineko: When They Cry (or Umineko no Naku Koro Ni if you don't like partially translated titles, or Seacats if you like being facetiously literal). She's a very special brand of troll who will hopefully fit right in to the meta and AU shenanigans of this game.

I'm still assembling her journal a bit, but you can hit me up at Nerdorama for any OOC or planning purposes! Just let me know generally who you are if you do.

Now have a Happy Halloween from the Endless Witch, and enjoy your candy Small Bombs! Ahahahahaha!

(Note: no, she's not actually going to kill anybody [without permission], and please, keep spoilers to a minimum. It's a mystery story, after all.)

Comments

[purseownerisme]

excuse yu, she has the small bombs tyvm

[awitchdidit]

Besties!

Now who wants to talk about

[purseownerisme]

Adachi is over there except he ain't the one to talk about that but scare him anyway, it's funny

[awitchdidit]

Legit once upon a time I'm pretty sure I once saw Adachi in a Fate/Stay Night game with Servant Caster Beatrice. It was surprisingly perfect right down to the cowtits comments.

[purseownerisme]

oh god that is amusing

[whydoyoushine]

Zed is also a special sort of troll, so surely nothing at all will go wrong when they run into each other!

[awitchdidit]

Of course not!

Also might I add that a Sentai villain named Zed confuses me on a primal level?

[whydoyoushine]

I know, right? (He got asked if he was married to Rita Repulsa in a meme once, he was equally confused.)

[awitchdidit]

You know, after a thousand years, Beatrice is finally free. Maybe she should conquer Earth...

[whydoyoushine]

Hey.

Hey.

DIBS.

actually wait no he doesn't actually care so whatever

[laceandcarnage]

Hello! I'm not familiar with Beatrice, but hey, you can never have to many trolls, right? (...Right?)

Anyhow, I'm Blue and I play a couple of book characters here (Istas from InCryptid and Matthew from Kate Griffin's novels). Welcome to the game!

[awitchdidit]

I know nothing about either of those, so I guess we're on the same page!

tl;dr though she's a witch who likes playing games and showing off. Also Agatha Christie homages.

[laceandcarnage]

Huzzah! Yay for knowing nothing at all about the characters you play with :P

Should be fun seeing her around! There will be plenty of opportunities for chaos-causing, I'm sure

[seventhbullet]

Can we have too many trolls? LET'S FIND OUT!

I'm Cygna and Braig/Xigbar here is also a troll I'm sure this will in no way explode in anyone's face at all.

[awitchdidit]

I could never follow KH2's plot, but I look forward to working with a fellow mystical emotion-related weirdo.

[detectivewonder]

Welcome, Fellow Traveler! This is Matt! My various hats here are as head mod/story mod & player of tim Drake from DC Comics (pre-reboot), Remy LeBeau from Marvel Comics, Joscelin Verreuil from Kushiel's Legacy, and the Protagonist/Seta Souji from Persona 4!

You have no idea how psyched I am to have you in a game again.

[awitchdidit]

And I'm psyched to be in a game with you again. And play this weirdo off of superheroes and detectives.

[mysunnydisposition]

Hello, and welcome! I am Birdie, and I play Stephanie Brown aka Batgirl from DC comics, as well as Lucifer, the literal devil. I'm totally canonblind, but Luci has a special place in her heart for fellow trolls and if that person makes her look a little less like a psychotic asshole by comparison, so much the better. They should meet! :D

[awitchdidit]

/looks at icon keywords

/looks at canon where the chief of Beatrice's miniboss squad is a cute girl interpretation of Lucifer

Yeah I think they're likely to get along. Batgirl, less so.

[ofinspiration]

...I hadn't noticed your keywords before but they are excellent and I entirely approve.

[set_your_watches_for_fun]

Welcome to the game, Nerdo! I saw Beatrice's canon years ago, and all I can remember is she is ridiculously super powerful and bad-ass.

I'm Terry, I have this gay time traveling gent and also Rorschach from Watchmen. ... neither of which would probably play well with Beatrice, though they can certainly be trolled a ton, as they have no magic powers to hold a candle to her. XD

[awitchdidit]

The Umineko anime was simultaneously one of the worst adaptations ever and one of the best pieces of memetic trollery ever.

Time travel's definitely interesting though, as is quasi-Objectivist film noir-flavored violence, which is most of what I recall of Rorschach's character. I should really re-read that...