Those thin blond eyebrows raise a millimeter. Not knowing about the Inspection Department is strange enough. But never hearing about ACCA is as impossible as lighting a cigarette with magical fire.

"Well, popularity has always been my sister's forte rather than mine." He steps forward to look into the refrigerator once more. "...Except perhaps for that time when my best friend was elected prom king but ditched the queen to spend the evening with me."

No, wait. Every single girl from their class hated him for that.

"Will salmon do?"